Wednesday, January 27, 2010

ITS ALL YELLOW









The wholesale dance suspense has been as gripping as a Tom Clancy thriller – but don’t fret, it’s been worth the wait. Yes, the anticipation and excitement has see-sawed between pleasurable and the unbearable, but we'd like to think your first taste of this arcade justice entitled Yellow will rock your jocks. And for some time to come.


- YELLOW -

You are cordially invited to join us at a friendly place called Neverland from 8pm this Saturday the Thirtieth of January Twenty Ten - the first installment of a new night/lifestyle/aerobics movement that is not to be confused with the primary colour itself.

There have been claims circulating that this launch night will be HUGE, that the VIBE will be GANGBUSTERS, and that you should TOTES DEFS BE THERE. The radio has reportedly told listeners to do their DISCO STRETCHES in preparation for the unbridled massiveness that will take place. These rumours cannot be confirmed nor denied via this page, but it is advised you arrive early to avoid disappointment.











Mysteriousness and drama aside, every Saturday night Yellow will treat you to the finest electronic and live acts from our not-so-humble metropolis, plus the most glamorous of interstate invaders. And when you're lucky (more regularly than you'd think), the very best from foreign soil will encourage Yellow patrons to dance by playing popular music.


The Launch Party. An excellent opportunity for you and those you are regularly acquainted with to check out something genuinely fresh and innovative. It is a brand spankin' new nightclub and it has lots of flashing lights, a dance floor that is an interesting shape (we'll let you find out for yourself), and several enchanted gardens that are perfect for enjoying a drink or two. Located at 32-48 Johnson Street South Melbourne with ample parking and a sweet new taxi rank ensuring a convenient journey home.


To further sweeten the condensed milk deal, Italy’s favourite electronic ombudsman MOWGLI will be doing his dark-yet-euphoric-dance-floor-thang; a bit of twisted techno and house is the very least to expect from a man who brings the party in droves.

With support from Melbourne's finest, the Yellow residents:

CHARDY
NICK FOLEY
FEENIXPAWL
SUNSHINE
ANDO
KRIS BAHA
JHEASY
JAMES FAVA
D'MANUAL
+ more



For those who are melways-phobic or orientation-challenged (ie. females), a handy-dandy map has been prepared earlier at:

www.ylw.com.au

Weekly photos, upcoming acts and events, contact info and pretty drawings can be viewed at the aforementioned interweb locale. There might even be a wanky forum one day, we'll keep you posted.

For birthday and function enquiries, contact Yellow via peanutbutteryellowtime@ylw.com.au

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